One of the party foods that we got to snack on christmas eve was this tex-mex pie. This picture is missing a few things (olives and cheese), so just follow the recipe. I’m a fan of a standard 7-layer dip and this is really along the same lines, it’s just called tex-mex pie. But it’s really easy and tasty.

1 ripe avocado
2 Tbsp lemon juice
1 can refried beans
1 cup sour cream
1/2 cup mayo
1 pack taco seasoning
4 chopped scallions
1 large tomato, chopped
1 cup sliced black olives
1 cup shredded cheese of your choice

Spread refried beans over the bottom of a glass pie plate. Mash the avocado with lemon juice, salt, and pepper and spread in a circle over the beans, leaving an edge showing. Mix mayo, sour cream, and taco seasoning. Make a smaller circle of this mixture on top of the avocado. Sprinkle the rest of the ingredients over the top and serve with tortilla chips or corn chips.

Anyone living on the east coast knows how damn hot it has been this summer. And when it’s this hot, I don’t ever want to cook, let alone cook anything warm. But you know, a girl’s gotta eat. So on one of these scorching days, I whipped up the easiest cold soba dish known to man. So here’s how easy it is. You cook some soba noodles, per the directions. After draining, rinse them well with cold water, and add a few ice cubes to help them cool down right away. If you have a cucumber, julienne that up and toss that in with the noodles. Then it’s sauce time.

Ok, so I cheated. I didn’t even make the sauce. I used some existing packets of sauce that come with mul naengmyun. Here’s the thing. If you go to a korean market and buy frozen mul naengmyun kits, they come with the naengmyun noodles, packets of the cold broth, and also packets of spicy dressing. I buy these kits strictly to make the mul naengmyun, so I only use the broth packets. So I had all these spicy dressing packets left over and didn’t really know what to do with them, but kept them in the freezer. So I just decided to use those. And you know what? It was amazing. It’s a teeny bit on the spicy side, but it works perfectly with the soba noodles. The dressing is spicy, sweet, and a little bit savory. I told you this was easy! All I had to do was boil some noodles and cut some cucumbers. Seriously. And then I had to cut the spicy packet open. Even I am capable of performing these rudimentary tasks.

This is a total hot day lazyman dish, and I love it. Why slave in a hot kitchen? These are the brand of soba noodles I used. They claim to be No. 1 in Japan. But if you look at the packet, they’re made in Australia. It would surprise me that an Australian made noodle would be tops in Japan, but I guess I have to believe the package! But I really like these. And they are a bit on the pricier side, but hey, it’s organic, and you don’t want to skimp on soba noodles!

If you’ve eaten korean food before, especially in a party type of setting or at someone’s house, you may have eaten japchae. It’s kind of an iconic korean dish, for whatever reason. I actually am not crazy about it, but when people want to expose newbies to korean food, japchae is often used, along with korean bbq. It’s typically a side dish or an accompanying dish made of potato starch noodles, veggies, and sometimes meat. It’s often served cold or lukewarm. It’s not a hot dish. It’s really up to you what kind of veggies you put in it. So here’s a version that my mom made so that W could learn how to make this.

This is not a difficult dish to make at all, but it is manually intensive. You need some decent knife skills, or at least it helps. And it also will look a lot more attractive if you’re very good at julienning. So here we go. Julienne some carrots into thin sticks. In a pan with some vegetable oil, sautee them up with a little salt. Take a thing of kamaboko and julienne that up too. Sautee it up with a little salt. These were some dried shitake mushrooms. Soak them so they spring back to life. Then remove the stems and julienne the tops. Sautee this with some oil and salt. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Thinly slice up some onions and sautee with oil and a little salt until soft. I think you’re probably catching on by now. Feel free to use other veggies you like. Spinach is often seen in most japchae variations. My mom doesn’t like to put spinach in there as she feels it makes it spoil faster. Thinly sliced red, yellow, or orange bell pepper would have been a nice touch. You can also put egg in here as well. Mix up an egg, cook it in a big pan like a thin pancake and slice it up into thin strips. Really, make your japchae to suit what you like.

Thinly cut up some sliced beef. These are slightly still frozen so it’s easier to cut. Cook the beef up with some oil and a little salt.

Here are the potato starch noodles. You know these are the right ones because it has a picture of japchae on the package. Then it has to be right, right?

Cook these up according to the directions. They don’t take long to cook. Thoroughly rinse the cooked noodles in cold water.

Yep, that’s right, you have to heat these up a little too. Add a little oil, a little salt, and heat these up a bit.

Throw everything into a big ass bowl and mix!

I said mix!

Add some soy, some sesame oil, and some sugar. Add little by little, and adjust to your liking while mixing and tasting. And really, that is it!